My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Freedom is control in your own life.

Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand for personal freedom.

If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they're gone.

I smoke pot every day, and I love it!

When I'm driving the highway by myself is when I write best.

Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.