You'll never get ahead by blaming your problems on other people.
If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson
More and more people are finding out the benefits of it - hemp and marijuana. The more they delve into it and research it, the more they realize, Hey wait a minute, we should give this another look.
I'm a little prejudiced when it comes to horses. I have always loved them.
You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.