Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.

There's a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.

I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.

Just because she's leaving, don't start believing, that your rock and roll days are gone.

I never gave up on country music because I knew what I was doing was not that bad.

Rather than trying to put an end to Eminem or some other rapper, politicians should think about why they're rapping. It's easier to try to censor some kid who's swearing about poverty than it is to stop the poverty.

Just take what you need from the ladies and leave them.