Really, trees are nearly as important as men, and much better behaved.
[On golf:] One of the most distressing defects of civilization.
no truth is strong enough to defeat a well-established legend.
If we haven't a grouch against Fortune, we seem unable to avoid one against ourselves.
It's the things you don't do, not the things you do, you feel most sorry for.
I advise nobody to drown sorrow in cocoa. It is bad for the figure and it does not alleviate the sorrow.