If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

One time he was asked if he believed in an afterlife. After a moment's hesitation he said no, that he thought there was only "some kind of velvety cool blackness," adding then: "Of course, I admit I may be wrong. It is conceivable that I might well be reborn as a Chinese coolie. In such case I should lodge a protest."

It is not given to us to peer into the mysteries of the future. Still, I avow my hope and faith, sure and inviolate, that in the days to come the British and American peoples will for their own safety and for the good of all walk together side by side in majesty, in justice, and in peace.

When great causes are on the move in the world, stirring all men's souls, drawing them from their firesides, casting aside comfort, wealth and the pursuit of happiness in response to impulses at once awe-striking and irresistible, we learn that we are spirits, not animals.

Do you know why the nose of the bull dog is sloped backwards? So it can keep on breathing without ever letting go.

Their insatiable lust for power is only equaled by their incurable impotence in exercising it.

No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.