If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

We hoped to land a wild cat that would tear out the bowels of the Boche. Instead we have stranded a vast whale with its tail flopping about in the water.

We proceeded systematically, village by village and we destroyed the houses, filled up the wells, blew down the towers, cut down the shady trees, burned the crops and broke the reservoirs in punitive devastation.

This is a war of the unknown warriors; but let all strive without failing in faith or in duty, and the dark curse of Hitler will be lifted from our age.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

They [the Labour Party] are not fit to manage a whelk stall.

The question which we must ask ourselves is not whether we like or do not like what is going on, but what we are going to do about it.