If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

The person must be blind, indeed, who can not see, that here on earth a great project, a great plan, is executed, may work on the realization of which we participate as faithful servants.

The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

The element of the unexpected and the unforeseeable is what gives some of its relish to life and saves us from falling into the mechanical thralldom of the logicians.

A man who gets the reputation of rising at dawn can sleep to noon.

Dear citizen, if you were my love, I'd stole your money!' Admin if you were my love, I would ask you for divorce and spousal support!

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.