You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor and you will have war.

Let us reconcile ourselves to the mysterious rhythm of our destinies, such as they must be in this world of space and time.

The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.

The press is easier to strangle than to look in the eyes.

When I find a ladybug I ask the butler to take it outside instead of killing it.

It is all right to rat, but you can't re-rat.

Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price