Un pesimista ve la dificultad en cada oportunidad; un optimista ve una oportunidad en cada dificultad

If you make 10,000 regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy.

Beware of driving men to desperation. Even a cornered rat is dangerous.

I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.

Never abandon life. There is a way out of everything except death.