Neville Chamberlain looked at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.

Success in life is the ability to move from one mistake to another without loosing enthusiasm.

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place.

With the end of the Victorian era, we passed into what I feel I must call the terrible 20th century

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.