Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.

There is no surer method of economizing and saving money than in the reduction of the number of officials.

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

The only way a man can remain consistent amid changing circumstances is to change with them while preserving the same dominating purpose.

A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern.

Give me the facts, and I will twist them the way I want, to suit my argument.

If two people agree on everything, one of them is unnecessary.