A world united is better than a world divided, but a world divided is better than a world destroyed.

Luckily ... there were Zulus and Afghans, also the Dervishes in the Soudan. Some of these might, if they were well-disposed, 'put up a show' some day.

You ask what the aim is? I tell you it is victory - total victory.

His name is Rufus II-but the II is silent.

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.

The cat does more for the war effort than you do. He acts as a hot-water bottle and saves fuel and power.

If you want me to speak for two minutes, it will take me three weeks of preparation. If you want me to speak for thirty minutes, it will take me a week to prepare. If you want me to speak for an hour, I am ready now.