The cat does more for the war effort than you do. He acts as a hot-water bottle and saves fuel and power.

Failure should never go to heart and success should never go to head, both makes a person to fall in life.

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

There is no limit to the ingenuity of man if it is properly and vigorously applied under conditions of peace and justice.

During their lifetimes, every man and woman will stumble across a great opportunity. Sadly, most of them will simply pick themselves up, dust themselves down and carry on as if nothing ever happened.

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.

A joke is a very serious thing.