The cat does more for the war effort than you do. He acts as a hot-water bottle and saves fuel and power.

One evening at Chequers the film was Oliver Twist. Rufus, as usual, had the best seat in the house, on his master's lap. At the point when Bill Sikes was about to drown his dog to put the police off his track, Churchill covered Rufus's eyes with his hand. He said, "Don't look now, dear. I'll tell you about it afterwards."

Sunshine is my quest.

Apt analogies are among the most formidable weapons of the rhetorician.

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

The cemetery is full of indispensable people.

There is in the act of preparing, the moment you start caring.