If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.

There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is England.

Oh, what is the matter with poor Puggy-Wug? Pet him and kiss him and give him a hug. Run and fetch him a suitable drug. Wrap him up tenderly all in a rug. That is the way to cure Puggy-Wug.

It was at "Little Lodge" I was first menaced with Education. The approach of a sinister figure described as 'the Governess' was announced.

Do you know why the nose of the bull dog is sloped backwards? So it can keep on breathing without ever letting go.

No more let us alter or falter or palter. From Malta to Yalta, and Yalta to Malta.

The American Constitution declares 'All men are born equal.' The British Socialist Party add: 'All men must be kept equal'.