Those whose work and pleasure are one... are... Fortune's favoured children.

Is it possible to get another key? I think I've left mine in the room.

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time a steady eye.

I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

We are plunged in a long and grievous struggle. But all will come right if we all work together to the end.

I must place on record my regret that the human race ever learned to fly.