Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

A polo handicap is a persons ticket to the world.

Victory was to be bought so dear as to be almost indistinguishable from defeat.

Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

If this is a blessing, it is certainly very well disguised.

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind.

If tonight our people were asked to cast their vote whether a convention should be entered into to stop the bombing of cities, the overwhelming majority would cry, "We will mete out to them [the Germans] the measure, and more than the measure, that they have meted out to us... We will have no truce or parley with you, or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst - and we will do our best."