How I hated this school, and what a life of anxiety I lived there for more than two years.

Headmasters have powers at their disposal with which Prime ministers have never yet been invested.

The English know how to make the best of things. Their so-called muddling through is simply skill at dealing with the inevitable.

It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.

I wanted us to go to the Tories when we were strong...not in misfortune to be made an honest woman of.

Thus, then, on the night of the tenth of May, at the outset of this mighty battle, I acquired the chief power in the State, which henceforth I wielded in ever-growing measure for five years and three months of world war, at the end of which time, all our enemies having surrendered unconditionally or being about to do so, I was immediately dismissed by the British electorate from all further conduct of their affairs.

Dear citizen, if you were my love, I'd stole your money!' Admin if you were my love, I would ask you for divorce and spousal support!