A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Those whose work and pleasure are one... are... Fortune's favoured children.

We were not made by Nature to work, or even to play, from eight o'clock in the morning till midnight. We ought to break our days and our marches into two.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.

Sometimes our best is simply not enough.... We have to do what is required.