Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form.

Nothing is perfect on the human stage.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

Strategy is all very well, but it pays to give thought from time to time to the results.

Do not let us speak of darker days, let us speak rather of sterner days. These are not dark days: these are great days-the greatest days our country has ever lived; and we must all thank God that we have been allowed, each of us according to our stations, to play a part in making these days memorable in the history of our race.

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.