Put together a seaman, soldier and airman and what do you get? The sum of all fears.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

When I'm in office I always keep Members of Parliament talking. If they stopped they might start thinking.

Certainly the prolonged education indispensable to the progress of society is not natural to mankind.

Remember the story of the Spanish prisoner. For many years he was confined in a dungeon... One day it occurred to him to push the door of his cell. It was open; and it had never been locked.