If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.

I don't know if mama was right, that we each have a destiny, or if if was Lt Dan, that we are all just floating around, accidental, like on a breeze, but I think... I think... maybe... it's both happening at the same time.

If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.

Mama read it an began pulling her hair an weepin an praisin the Lord, 'cause it say I am 'Temporarily Deferred' on account of I am a numbnuts.

Stupid is as stupid looks.

Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away.