Stupid is as stupid looks.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away.
And that's all I've got to say about that.
I cannot, in good conscience, allow money to be wasted on a failure.
Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!
Mama read it an began pulling her hair an weepin an praisin the Lord, 'cause it say I am 'Temporarily Deferred' on account of I am a numbnuts.