I like crying. And now I not only wanna cry and show my crying to other people, I wanna just split myself down the middle and open my guts and just throw everything out!

It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities.

Since half of all trees cut go to making paper, the only meaningful way to address destruction of our forest is to change the way paper is made.

I try not to spend too much time with regret, although I wish I'd had more hang time with my dad.

And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

The only way to get a serious message across is through comedy

I think people's perception is that when you're famous, you want people to love you. That's a big part of why people become famous, because they don't just want love, they want it on a grand scale. But once you realize - and it's not a big trick to really figure it out - that it's just completely artificial, an external pumping of the ego that's never going to really help you, then it's an easy thing to step out of it. That's probably why Harrison Ford lives in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.