I suppose maybe [Wilson] would be a better person if he were able to censor himself, but then he wouldn't be as interesting.

Everything I do, I try to think, Okay, what are the ramifications? Like, with the clothes I wear, I prefer if it's grown organically, because cotton - which is what's used in most clothing - takes up 50 percent of all pesticide use.

I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.

It's not terrible, people telling you you're great; what's terrible is when you start believing it.

I used to eat burgers and steak, and I would just be knocked out afterward; I had to give it up.

I'm not a time person. A watch is not good for me.

I’m not a Twinkie lover. I don’t do sugar or dairy either.