I was a freshman in college in 1980, the year that Reagan was elected, and I went around badgering people to vote for him.

I suppose maybe [Wilson] would be a better person if he were able to censor himself, but then he wouldn't be as interesting.

Every year tens of thousands of animals suffer and die in laboratory tests of cosmetics and household products...despite the fact that the test results do not help prevent or treat accidental or purposeful misuse of the products. Please join me in using your voice for those whose cries are forever sealed behind the laboratory doors.

I'm an anarchist and I do think things such as Occupy Wall Street are about getting a little closer to the solution.

I think my best skill in this whole deal is as a conduit to try to bring people together, because I think it's in our unity that we'll have the greatest strength.

There's just something extraordinary about that Selma Hayek.

The only way to get a serious message across is through comedy