I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.
When I look in the mirror in the morning, I want to take a swing at me.
I don't like nice people. I like tough, honest people.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
A good general always makes you search for his weaknesses.