Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Picking an assistant coach, the first thing I was interested in was the man's character.
I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.
The only meaningful statistic is number of games won.
The game of football is one of strategy and tactics.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.