He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

If you ask me, the hypothetical zenith of gaming technology is direct neural interface - no body to hamper you and your brain is in whatever you want it to be in. Plus it leads to existential uncertainty, which could be entertaining.

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace, and joy, and love. And then some git brought me back to life

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.