They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.

You cannot always wait for the perfect time. Sometimes you must dare to jump.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.