I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.
You cannot always wait for the perfect time. Sometimes you must dare to jump.
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.
I love a man who can wear my underwear.