Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.

A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you?

Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.