This we learn from Watergate that almost any creep'll be glad to help the Government overthrow the people.

My whole family has been having trouble with immigrants ever since we came to this country.

It's a Barnum and Bailey world, Just as phony as it can be...

When the idle poor, Become the idle rich, You'll never know, Just who is who, Or who is which.

The greatest romance in the life of a lyricist is when the right word meets the right note; often, however, a Park Avenue phrase elopes with a Bleecker Street chord, resulting in a shotgun wedding and a quickie divorce.

Leave the atom alone.

The world would be a safer place, If someone had a plan, Before exploring outer space, To find the inner man.