I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

50% of all married people are women

What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.

You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, "Go play with your brothers." If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.