Yogi Berra Quotes

You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Doing the little things can make a big difference.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

Never answer an anonymous letter.

Yeah? For what paper?

What makes a good man?

I never said most of the things I said.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

What the hell is wrong with him now?

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

I don't see how he lost five games during the season.

It gets late early out there.

Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

50% of all married people are women

You gotta call a blacksmith.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Half the game is 90% mental.

The game isn't over till it's over.

If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.

You can see a lot just by observing.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

Never answer anonymous letters.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.

I don't mean to be funny.