When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.