When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Half the game is 90% mental.