When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.

Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.

What the hell is wrong with him now?

We're lost, but we're making good time.

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.