The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.