I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.