Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.