I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me.

I want to be a freaking feminist and wear a freaking Peter Pan collar. So freaking what?

I've personally never wanted to be 'the babe', and refuse to let vanity get in the way of my acting because I don't see my job as being a beautiful person.

The first album I bought with my own money was 'A Hard Day's Night.'

I know a lot of people that have had fake Twitters... actors and musicians that I know. It's sort of a problem. There are all these people that sign up thinking that they're getting somebody's real thoughts when it's just some guy.

If I were to work with my mom, I probably would not want her to play my mom. That would get too real.

I already have the weird experience of having a name for myself personally that's connected to someone that's in the public eye. So you have me, Zooey Deschanel, and then there's Zooey Deschanel's public persona.