Sing Ho for the Life of a Bear

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

It is impossible to win gracefully at chess.

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

So - here I am in the dark alone, There's nobody here to see; I think to myself, I play to myself, And nobody knows what I say to myself; Here I am in the dark alone, What is it going to be? I can think whatever I like to think, I can play whatever I like to play, I can laugh whatever I like to laugh, There's nobody here but me.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

Why does a silly bird go on saying "chiff-chaff" all day long? Is it happiness or hiccups?