This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.

As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what my father used to say Is good enough for me.

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.

My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.

The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.