Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.

This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what my father used to say Is good enough for me.

Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!