Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!

Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what my father used to say Is good enough for me.

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.