Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!
A. P. HerbertThe concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
A. P. HerbertMen who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
A. P. HerbertPeople must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
A. P. Herbert