If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.

As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what my father used to say Is good enough for me.

Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.