If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good music there would be if, for example, a conductor refused to play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on the ground that his audience might have heard it before.

Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.