Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable.

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.

Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.