Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do you even FIND a Jewish hard-line conservative Republican pot-smoker? Sounds like an Oprah Winfrey guest.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.