Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A. Whitney BrownAny good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.
A. Whitney BrownI never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
A. Whitney BrownI am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney BrownOnce again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by a series of gruesome body piercings, and engage in their bizarre practices of ritualized blood-drinking and cannibalism without being assaulted by graphic images of attractive young women with bare breasts.
A. Whitney Brown