The Bible says, 'The truth shall make you free.' But let's not forget it was Spiro Agnew who said that a good lie will keep you out of jail in the first place.

Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.

I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do you even FIND a Jewish hard-line conservative Republican pot-smoker? Sounds like an Oprah Winfrey guest.

You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution owes a lot to Reefer. For one thing, it's made the symptoms of senility socially acceptable.

I don't know whether you have any rights before you're born. All I know is that being born again doesn't entitle you to twice as many.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

I don't know if the unborn has rights, but I do know that being born again doesn't give you more rights.