You're going to fall down, but the world doesn't care how many times you fall down, as long as it's one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up.

She's a person; the doctor pronounces her dead, not the news.

I'm not interested in the difference between good and bad, I'm interested in the differences between good and great.

Socializing on the internet is to socializing what reality TV is to reality.

Certainly, last year we did an episode about the census and sampling versus a direct statistic. You just said the word 'census', and people fall asleep.

Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig.

Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.