You measure a democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

The key to organizing an alternative society is to organize people around what they can do, and more importantly, what they want to do.

If you don't have sex and you don't do drugs, your rock 'n' roll better be awfully good.

I learned one thing; you never do anything for fame or money. You only do things 'cause they're fun or good. If you can combine the two at the same time, you can make a contribution to the world and have a lot of happiness.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.

Wouldn't you want to be indicted by the govenment for a high crime? It's a great thrill. It's an honor. It's a compliment. It's fun. I'm enjoying every minute of it!