Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.