If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

How should they answer?

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.